Barackback Mountain

Andy Levy: Frank Rich has an epiphany: We can't keep blaming Bush for everything! http://is.gd/hbPt
Me: Frank Rich's op-ed shoulda been titled, "Can I help you with your zipper, Mr. President?"
Andy Levy: Are you saying Frank Rich's column was Obamasturbation?
Me: Yes, as a precursor to Rich's trip to Barackback Mountain.