Posted 8 months ago
by brooksbayne
Summary of the New Hampshire GOP Presidential Debate
NEWT: “i like space. in fact, i think my staff went there this week to prepare a place for me.”
PAUL: “i started the tea party movement.”
BACHMANN: “no, i started the tea party movement!”
SANTORUM: <bitch slaps ron paul supporter over question about overseas bases>
CAIN: “my mideast strategy: deep dish bacon pizza for everyone! especially muslim extremists.”
ROMNEY: “my hair will be fielding the rest of the questions for me this evening.”
PAWLENTY: “i wish my hair could do tricks.”
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