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Mar
3rd
2010
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I Already Had A Screenshot Of Annabel Park’s Now Deleted LinkedIn Profile

Obama political operative, Annabel Park, who pretends to be a “grassroots” (read: astroturd) leader of the Coffee Party (read: Sanka Party), deleted her LinkedIn account after bloggers started exposing her as the fraud she is. Funny thing…I had an exchange about her over the weekend and had already taken a screenshot of her LinkedIn profile. I knew she would delete it, because I  knew what was headed her way.

Whatcha trying to hide, Miss Annabel? I suppose this is some of that transparency you learned from Obama while campaigning for him.

Filed under #fail as yet another anti-tea party group. Because of this, I’m not gonna link to her astroturf website - no link juice from me.

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annabel.park.linkedin

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Jan
18th
2010
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Dec
13th
2009
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Is Obama “Bushy”? Al Gore’s Company, Current TV, Spoofs Obama’s Peace Prize Ceremony

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Dec
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2009
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“Kill Bin Laden”
“A U.S. Army cadet reads a book entitled ‘Kill Bin Laden’ as he waits with other cadets for U.S. President Barack Obama to deliver an address on U.S. policy and the war in Afghanistan at the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, New York December 1, 2009. Obama is expected to announce a plan to send 30,000 more U.S. troops to Afghanistan over six months in a bid to beat back the Taliban and bring a quicker end to a costly and unpopular eight-year war.” - Rueters

“Kill Bin Laden”

“A U.S. Army cadet reads a book entitled ‘Kill Bin Laden’ as he waits with other cadets for U.S. President Barack Obama to deliver an address on U.S. policy and the war in Afghanistan at the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, New York December 1, 2009. Obama is expected to announce a plan to send 30,000 more U.S. troops to Afghanistan over six months in a bid to beat back the Taliban and bring a quicker end to a costly and unpopular eight-year war.” - Rueters

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Oct
7th
2009
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Phile This Under Polanski

The White House announced no official position on the Roman Polanski case, but offered this response instead:

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Jul
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2009
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Nov
5th
2008
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RE: Obama: Does the man resonate with a higher capacity of electro-magnetic frequency? I sense that he does. THIS is his true power.

Marna Raye Sunshine on Facebook the day after the election.

All I can say is that I’m amazed.

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Nov
4th
2008
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Liberals Gone Wild At The Polls! Foaming Over A T-Shirt.

Just wear an anti-Obama t-shirt to the polls in California and watch people lose their cool. Relax people, it’s just a t-shirt. Is this more tolerance from the liberal standard-bearers of “tolerance”? If anyone wants a “Nope” t-shirt, let me know. Pay attention to the poll worker finally admitting I wasn’t electioneering (at 5:32 in the video).

My favorite part of the video was their reaction when I was asked if I’d voted in America before. I guess they didn’t like the fact that I voted for Reagan. What does that make…hmm…7 elections?



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Oct
20th
2008
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Message To Colin Powell From The Republican Party

Regarding Colin Powell’s recent endorsement of Barack Obama, the Republican Party had this to say:

“Like us, or leave us, and when you leave us, leave the key to the ‘white’ restroom.”




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Oct
15th
2008
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Hypocritical Palin Haters On Twitter

As is probably evident, I’m not a big supporter of Barack Obama. His worldview, which the GOP can’t seem to define, is hopelessly socialist. However, I don’t hate him, or Joe Biden. In fact, I don’t hate anyone.

Miss Wasilla 1984 However, the liberal hate that’s fomented around Sarah Palin is curious. Liberals tout themselves as the “standard bearers” for “tolerance”. So where is the tolerance for Palin? Apparently, it’s gone with last night’s liberal bong water. I can see why liberals wouldn’t like her. She’s pretty, strong, believes in God, married, has great kids and has an 80% approval rating in her state as governor. Although, some secular progressive (SP) women on Twitter keep claiming they are smarter than Palin, but they produce no evidence to support the claim - this includes the SP women I know IRL. To be fair, there are a lot of folks on the other side of the fence that claim Biden is stupid too…oh wait…nm. ;)

I did a search on Twitter for the terms “Palin” and “Hate” this week right after the mainstream media accused McCain and Palin of hate speech for their questioning of Obama’s past associations.

The image below captured what my search turned up:

liberal.lemming.haters

I was on my laptop so I didn’t get tons of results in my screenshot, but there were pages of the same sort. All parroting and retweeting the same story with inaccurate information, or plain liberal rhetoric.

A little over a week ago a search for the terms “Hate” and “Palin” was compiled by another blog:

aa86: Watched the debate and hate Palin even more. I don’t want to hear the word “maverick” for quite some time
marigola
: Sarah Palin, you are not like me…you’re one of those fucking idiot Lifetime Channel watching hoes I hate
Najy
: dude, everyone and my little brother hate palin. um, me included. dear america: this is what you want? I’m scared.
huettman
: MAN does my wife HATE Sarah Palin…might be because she keeps winking at me.
patzy
: Hate Palin. If she keeps it up, they are going to revoke our voting rights
ErinaB
: I hate palin!!!
chucklenugget
: Sarah Palin, I hate her hate her hate her hate her hate her….She sounds like a kindergarten school teacher
johnnycho
: #vpdebate The more she tries to be likeable, the more I hate Sarah Palin.
astronomerpants
: Sarah Palin I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.
queenjulie
: Hate Sarah Palin, but feel sorry for her now–she’s doing a 90-minute debate in stilletos? My feet ache for her.
ayearatthewheel
: WTF!?!?! you twitter fools, Palin, asking if she can call him Joe is proper and polite… FOOLS - ALL OF YOU! btw I hate Palin types.
bloodyscreamo69
: i hate palin
bobrio69
: god i hate her but palin looks dope tonight #current
televisionarie
: oh i just hate sarah palin’s voice and everything else about her so much. so very, very much.
thepete
: #VPDebate HATE Palin already. “Hey, can I call you Joe?” “NO BITCH! SHUT UP BITCH!”
bnh
: @Phyrdancer ZEITGEIST is some crazy you know what! oh and did I mention I hate palin!
RockCandyRags
: I hate Palin’s sarcasm,so unattractive & stupid 4 someone trying to convince ppl to vote for her,but hope she lets it spew during VP debate!
adamjamess
: i hate palin
jepowell
: What a bitch! http://tinyurl.com/3qfbao (expand) I hate Sarah Palin
xoxorho
: @revmitcz Great blog! I LOVE the Carl Sagan quote. God I hate Palin. Can’t wait for the Thursday night fights!
nitetooth
: I hate palin :(
donnaschubert
: @ricksanchezcnn as a professional woman I hate that palin seems to overly rely on her beauty and charisma rather than her on brains
holecomic
: @cadrys Oh. No, I don’t really hate either Obama or McCain. But I think that Palin as president would make us a joke. She’s a clown-veep.
praxisblog
: (The fact that there are countless good reasons to hate Palin is more or less a coincidence, I suspect.)
csoto
: hate to be harsh but calling sarah palin a tool is an absolute insult to tools…. and elizabeth hasselbeck is a nimrod
The_Norah
: I hate stupid women. Stupid men suck, but thats a contained problem. When a woman is stupid, it hurts all women. Ex: Palin, camwhores, etc.
PriyaRaju
: The reason I hate Palin so much is, she got picked only because she’s an idiotic woman. I sort of feel betrayed by that jackass.
themia
: i hate women who only want to vote for Palin because she has a vagina. Fuck YOU.
ryanrpalkovic
: Debates are pointless. They’re both going to ramble off their standard responses. You’re still going to hate palin and love bieden
gregwool
: christ i hate being sick. also, sarah palin.
tweelings_en
: HATE> I just realized that Palin has made me hate Alaska. I’m sorry Alaska. http://tinyurl.com/3gdtgc (expand)
megancharles
: What? ‘Axe Diesel Palin‘? I hate you, Mom! http://tinyurl.com/5kscfh (expand)
dantekgeek
: I just realized that Palin has made me hate Alaska. I’m sorry Alaska.
EveGrey
: ooh, I really hate the name Palin now. It sounds so harsh to my wee ears.
NotStyro
: I think Biden performed well, while Palin was sloppy and went off-topic to often (and I hate her voice-argh!)
LuliB
: hate hate hate hate hate palin (there, i’m staying out of politics now)
pratikp7368
: i hate palin
Live_Love_Rock
: I hate sarah palin. she makes me ashamed to have my name.
alisaharris
: Woman next to me to palin: ‘you’ll kill the f–ng polar bears you bitch! We hate you!’
lesliebot
: crud i hate sarah palin
brittanyc
: i really hate palin’s snide little smile. rubs me the wrong way.
Ambrose58
: i hate Palin #current
jp_abello
: I really really hate palin. More than any other politician ever
Haloinc
: I hate Palin #current
jamtomorrow
: my God I hate Palin’s foksy bullshit.
kufflink
: I hate Palin’s glasses tonight. Where are those Tina Fey glasses I love so.
planethunt
: I…I hate Sarah Palin.
jenlaughs
: hate. palin. so. much.
mdh85
: I hate Palin so much. So so much.
am6290
: Sarah Palin is a fucking retard! I can’t believe im watching the vice presidential debate. I hate politics!
Dazshia
: I hate Palin’s smiling sarcasm. Hate it Hate it!
phatduckk
: i hate Palin
Dantcer
: RT @verucablue: I hate Palin’s “gosh darn you betcha can I call ya Joe” bull. And if she says reform one more time, I’ll slap her.
Leesie
: Is it just me, or is Sarah Palin almost posing while she talks. God I hate that woman! Also: Something amazing just happened <3
nymetsfan
: #vpdebate Palin needs to get that grin off her face…im starting to hate her even more
djtanuki
: I fucking hate Sarah Palin
jamestinsley
: Wow I really hate Sarah Palin.. Go at her Joe!
smugasarug
: god i hate sarah palin’s voice
chelseamoylan
: stop staring at me palin, i hate chu.
jp_abello
: I hate palin
tremorx
: @skeet2461 Palin makes the whole country hate hockey moms
gsnail
: Loving the Palin hate on Twitter. Shame I can’t watch the debate to watch the fail.
sofistakit
: Sarah Palin, I hate you so much..and yet, I want to hold you.
conahan
: Man, I hate Palin’s hamburger helper accent.
searingblue
: Sarah palin: a big folksy ball of bullshit that makes me hate America. Yeah, that’s right, Sarah palin=the downfall of America
blackjew
: VP Debate you would really have to hate America to support Sarah Palin
BettaSmetta
: okay, i can finally say something nice about palin … her suit is beautiful …. but i still hate her
Overshee
: that was a very short 1:30, but quite good. It only cemented my hate of Palin, I have to say. She’s a cunt. Anyways, biden did a good job
Becco
: Wow. I really like Joe Biden a lot. Still hate Palin. Maybe even more than before.
sepiamutiny
: Mutineer CoffeeFace: “I now hate alaska, bulldogs, and the sound of Sarah Palin’s voice.”
s0_fam0us
: this just in: I still hate sarah palin.
capnjoy
: I hate palin more b/c she’s a stupid unqualified woman who is setting feminism back. is that wrong?
hatersonlyhate
: The filter of the mainstream media?! I hate you, Palin.
jewcyjuice
: I officially hate the word ‘maverick’ and want to bitch-slap the stupid out of Palin. Dear god.
sareeloo2001
: I offically hate the word Maverick. McCain is NOT a Maverick. Neither is Palin. She is so full of shit I can smell it from here!!!!!
milestonkin
: Sarah Palin makes me hate people
elzombo
: “Dog gone it” i hate you Palin.
quartertonality
: #current Sarah Palin makes me hate America.
Afficionados_HH
: GOD I HATE PALIN you bimbo Satan Anti-Christ hideous idiot, man and Dinos together I’ve seen evidence you f-wit.
dekkerdreyer
: Palin reminds me of my elementary school teachers and I hate her for it.
grindz145
: I fucking hate politics (and palin) what ever happened to punk rock and vigilante justice?
NewMonarch
: I really hate Palin’s fake perky voice. Very belittling.
lyrica42
: Sarcasm will get you nowhere Palin, except in my heart with a bit more hate.
K_Knight
: It’s so obvious I’m not into how Washington works??? Palin, I hate you…but I don’t agree with suicide #current
Chorazin
: #current God I hate Palin.
jzay
: jews hate sarah palin, sez the jewess sitting next to me
jeffd44
: Dear palin, I fucking hate you
esaitta3
: I HATE SARAH PALIN!!! #current
jesuiseval
: I hate Sarah Palin. I hate her shit eating grin and her condescending tone. You NEED to play a drinking game to watch this debate.
ben_h
: Sarah Palin: I don’t hate many people, but I hate you.
dominicdb
: Biden is a beast. i’m pro-him. and frankly, though i hate the hell out of her, Palin is killing it on some Palin shit. which sucks.
fleep
: #vpdebate I just can’t help it, I HATE Palin’s constant folksy crap.
BroomBox
: I HATE PALIN
kristynmarie
: I hate Sarah Palin. The woman is a twit!
sethgoldstein
: my god i hate palin’s accent
thatgamergirl
: hahahaah, watching as I pack! “Team of Mavericks” Gotta love to hate Palin.
hapagirl
: Officially hate Palin. It’s Nook-LEE-are, not Nook-YOU-lear. Dammit.
RidleyGriff
: Very interesting - according to CNN focus group, women HATE Palin and love Biden. #current
Dazshia
: Sorry but Palin reminds me of some cheesy-bimbo-political cartoonish personna! Plenty of comic material there!!
Veronica19
: Pakistani President had a fatwa issued on his head for flirting with Palin. Now we know, she winked and he tapped her too
susankirbysmith
: Palin is an idiot
dswinder
: Sarah Palin is just flat out unintelligent.
lisahubbert
: Palin is still trying to become the Prom Queen. Grow up.
cameragrrl
: Learned from the debate tonight: I hate Palin more than Dubya.
makesmewant
: sarah palin makes me want to vomit. her ridiculous grasp of the constitution is just horrific.: sarah palin makes me want to v..
Sparky6768
: Ugh. I hate Palin SO much.

Wow…I’m guessing you see a difference. Previously, the liberal Everyman didn’t have his talking points from master mainstream media. It’s clear there’s a huge amount of hypocrisy on Twitter amongst the liberal Everyman. You publicly engage in hateful writing (and I’m guessing you speak it too when offline, I’ve heard some of you) toward Sarah, and as soon as your liberal mainstream media masters give you a talking point, you attack Sarah claiming she’s a hater.

The problem is that Sarah Palin didn’t state that she hated anyone, nor did she imply that she hated anyone, unlike all you people who posted your hate obama-no-patriot publicly and directly toward her on Twitter so there would be no room for uncertainty. Sarah simply called into question Barack Obama’s judgment over his relationships. This is a perfectly valid point to raise.

Imagine if John McCain sat on a board with Timothy McVeigh (srsly, imagine the Twitterverse if that were the case), or went to David Duke’s church (if he were a pastor), you would want those relationships called into question, right? I would. Why don’t any of you want Obama’s relationships investigated. Hypocrisy? Fear that the world will find something that will destroy your agent of “Change”? The more we dig the more we find that Barack hasn’t been truthful (i.e. “Ayers is a guy in my neighborhood”, “I never worked for Acorn”, etc.). If there were a real concerted effort, by the mainstream media, to truly investigate this guy, we might find a whole lot more. We’ve only scratched the surface of vetting this man, IMO. Personally, I’d like to see Obama’s college records that he refuses to release. What else is Barack hiding? Again, questioning Barack’s past is not hate.

Even if Sarah did claim to hate someone, most of you have disqualified yourselves to say anything about it and have anyone take you seriously. That’s a real life example of hypocrisy for some of you.

I’d encourage anyone with any semblance of intelligence to ignore the likes of haters. Don’t get caught up in their dark sad world. Haters typically can’t be reasoned with due to their inability to override their internal fool. You don’t have to like Sarah Palin, but you shouldn’t hate her either.

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Harlem Residents Love McCain’s Policies And Sarah Palin. But They Are Voting For…Obama?

Pimp goblet bitches

Now that’s a sweet pimp goblet! Tell your baby momma I said hi.

I posted a statement a while back in which I made the claim that many blacks are voting this year for Obama simply because he’s black. Some people responded saying they hadn’t experienced anyone fitting this profile, suggesting that I didn’t know what I was talking about (God forbid). In the recent following piece from Howard Stern, the blacks interviewed are asked questions to which their responses support my personal experience. I love this clip because it demonstrates the some of the racial ignorance we’re dealing with in America these days. People hear “handouts” and they gather around the teet of the Federal sow and start drooling. Forget policy, forget logic, forget who’s running with whom and for what. Line up for your hand outs and vote for the black one. Well, Obama’s half white so don’t hold that against him bruthas and sistaz. Pfft! Racial partisanship FTL.

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Oct
1st
2008
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Senate voting on $700bil “Rescue” Bill Today after House Bailout Bill Failed on Monday

A couple days after the 110 page Bailout bill failed passage in the House, the Senate is trying to pass their 451 page version of a Bailout bill. However, the Senate are adding several other bills to the old House Bailout bill, and are now calling it a “Rescue” bill.


Barack Obama addressed the Senate today and claimed that the economy might correct itself, but he still wants the $700bil the for which the Rescue bill calls. Meanwhile, McCain hasn’t been on the floor of the Senate, and he may not address the legislative body prior to their vote this evening.

One of the notable additions was the Tax Extender Bill, which was added at a cost of $100bil to the Rescue bill, and is not offset.

Review the Senate bill here: senate bailout bill - Get more Docstoc Buzz

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Sep
30th
2008
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Failed “Bailout” and Dave Ramsey’s Common Sense Fix to the Economy



Interesting that many of Obama’s supporters in the Democrats’ Congressional Black Caucus, including Jesse Jackson Jr., of Chicago (where Barack’s from), voted “no” to the “bailout” bill. As I predicted, those Dems close to Obama are dragging their heels to resolve the financial problem because they know the longer there’s a “crisis” it will play into Obama’s favor, even though McCain had nothing to do with it. In all, 94 Democrats voted “no” for the “bailout” bill. As we should know, McCain called for reform and oversight into Freddie and Fannie a couple years ago while Dems blocked the proposal, because some of the Dems’ biggest supporters were running Freddie and Fannie. The everyman is as polar and ignorant as ever this year. However, I’m glad the bill didn’t pass, but for different reasons, obviously.

What does financial expert, Dave Ramsey, have to say about fixing the economy? Take a look at Dave’s proposal in the following pdf.

Dave Ramsey The Common Sense Fix to the Economy - Get more Docstoc Buzz

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Sep
24th
2008
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Bailout: Good For the Country or McCain? Maybe Both

McCain gained some needed ground in the polls when he bet on Sara Palin as his VP pick. Soon after though, the Lehman and AIG monsters reared their heads and suddenly took away McCain’s quick gains by scaring away those swing voters in the polls from anything Republican.

Early on, we had plenty of Congressmen on both sides of the aisle calling for quick bailouts. Suddenly, bailout legislation talks stalled yesterday as pork starting creeping into the legislation and the knee-jerk reactions dissipated. This morning McCain announced his campaign suspension so he could return to Washington to work on a bailout plan.

Why? It looks like McCain is swinging for the fences with this move.

Is this bailout good for the people, or good for McCain? It depends on how McCain positions himself with this campaign suspension, because it could end up being good for both.

The markets are still waiting, and will be, until we get a proper bit of legislation drafted that appeals to a majority of the folks in DC, and subsequently the financial world. Every day that goes by with the markets waiting for this emergency legislation plays to Obama’s favor. McCain knows this. Obama knows this. It’s in the dems best interest to drag their feet as long as possible. We’ll see if we end up with a bipartisan deal.

Are McCain and his  advisers smarter than I thought? It’s a transparent move to me, but Americans won’t care as long as there’s closure to the economic “crisis”. John stands to gain in this scenario - he’ll likely gain by looking like the leader over Barack by being the one to suggest they halt the campaign to help broker a bailout deal “for the good of the people”. When the markets get on track again, McCain will claim credit for the bailout plan and he’ll surge ahead in the polls once more.

It will be of some interest to see how George Bush approaches all this in his national address tonight. I wonder if Bush will commend McCain for suspending his campaign to work on the problem.

Obama wants us to stay focused on the economy. McCain wants to get away from the issue of the economy ASAP and get focused on national security. With this latest risky move from McCain, he may kill two birds and get credit for resolve. We’ll see how things pan out over the next week.


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May
20th
2008
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Barack, hold on one second, brutha

For those who haven’t seen Barack’s “sweetie” comment

http://url.ie/e7r

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